schaudwen:

manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it’s rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

ratfuck:

movinginstero:

ratfuck:

*sees a cop wounded by his car* omg!!! *rushes to the car and picks up the dispatch radio* OMG hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!~~ ^-^

a, like no.

im gonna like respond appropriately and handle the situation effectively.

i’d put the radio microphone in my mouth and make loud kazoo noises

greelin:

greelin:

unrelated but “like butt and ass” has stuck with me. what way to describe something

unclefather:

fantasizinboutnickiandbey:

decellie03:

memewhore:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

t4tails:

t4tails:

theres so much happening here

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

mallodrama:

manywinged:

squidy-y2k:

manywinged:

manywinged:

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?